Don't watch this stupid, lame-ass, loser and gross shit-ass parody!
I watched this just to get a real angry critique to slam it.
The ploy of the story is basically to spoof the entire twilight series with canadian, alice in wonderland and the black eye peas jokes inside.
But if you are a real anti-twilight fan but yet still sneak into twilight films to check out how lame they are, then this film will definitely satisfy you.
Edward, will be called a constipated and pale looking guy. When he thought that Bella was dead, he wanted to kill himself by exposing himself to the sun and when that happen, the sun turned into moon and if you remember, that Chinese guy from Hangover, he screamed like ,"Oh, is that newmoon." And then the "moon" turned into something and he was like," Oh, is that eclipse." That was alittle funny but really lame. Jacob, will totally be like a loser, having long hair, weird round nose and wolf-hairy body, can't resist his temptation to chase a cat when he sees it, gets on his fours and act like a wolf and when he flies in the air, he turns into a miniature terrier.
There's one really funny part where Jacob's pack came out and you should know that the guys would not be having their top on and they wore the same blue denim bottoms, they did a really gay dance suddenly. It was funny because they were supposed to attack the vampire and they were having serious faces when suddenly it turned into a dance.
The lingerie suit which Bella wore had lights on and were blinking. That's lame. Edward, simply crash her up the roof to prevent her from kissing him.
Its gross because you would see love ones simply kicking someone's balls, beating someone else's up even though the victim is on a wheelchair and call that fun. That's typical American. You'll see legs and arms being pulled out, blood spurting out as vampires break the human skin and etc...
Not Recommended! 2/5 ratings. Just watch it online if you really want to.
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